To Be Your Valentine's Day Potato
Oh, my dearest hall whore
I want to be your Valentine's Day Potato
I'll tell you what I want from you
And do it when I say go.

Please, I beg, make me BOIL
Make me feel the heat
Keep me burning until I'm soft inside
Then serve me up with your meat

Or you could get a little funky
Give S&M a try
Come on, please, beat me, MASH me
Stir me up inside

If things get boring here at Duke
Let's plan a weekend at the beach
Out in the sun I'll BAKE naked with you
My entire body in your reach.

I want to be your Valentines' potato
You make my heart flutter
I lay here with fantasies of you
Rubbing me all over with butter.

Oh, the fantasies get better
Here is my little dream
Whip me once, no, twice over
And cover me with your sour cream

Oh (orgasmic) to be your Valentine's potato
I hope I am the only one
I wanted to come and be yours
Just to bring you some Valentine's fun!

Tame Me!
Luis, please tame me
Make me the woman I know I should be
You can do it if anyone can
Take thoughts of independence away from me.

Take away silly ideas
Teach me how not to think
I'll simply look to you for answers
As you shower me with jewelry and minks.

Career, for me? Ha! That's a laugh
How many kids do you desire?
Of course I won't lose my figure
I will always want to set you on fire.

If sex with me doesn't do it for you
Turn to your mistresses, that's alright with me
For I am your good, tamed woman
We both knew you could make me be.